8/23/2006

There's a hole in the sky...through which things can fly

While not exactly new news, there is a very interesting new game on the horizon, called Portal. Using the Half Life 2 engine, the game is a 'first person puzzler" in which you shoot dimensional portals in order to move objects around and overcome obstacles. You first shoot an exit portal and then the entry portal…once you or an object goes through the entry portal, it comes out the exit portal. For example, if you shot an exit portal in the roof and then an entry portal in the floor, when you entered, you would exit by falling from a hole in the ceiling above you…A pretty simple concept but it looks like it has some very interesting game play. I’ve given up on Windoze now, so I’ll be looking forward to seeing this when its bundled with Xbox360 version of Half-Life 2 Episode 1+2 sometime around Q1 2007 or so. The video below show it in action and also has a very amusing style as well.

Now with Imperial meeting room action!

One of the markets I pay attention to for Project Arcturus is the Star Wars action figure market, which is just huge. Over the last few years, Hasbro has released hundreds of different figures, ususally in lots of 60 to 80 released over the course of a year, often similar popular characters are released several times with slight variants…Vader with a cape, Vader with a remove able helmet, Vader with the crates he force threw at Luke during their battle at Cloud City, lava scorched Vader, ect. Surprisingly, (or maybe not given the appeal of Star Wars and the avarice of Star Wars collectors), most of the figures do sell evenutally. From last year's the Revenge of the Sith (ROTS for those in the know) collections, almost all the figures sold out in my local stores fairly quickly with the exception of the some of the more obscure/wussy characters, such as Aayla Secura, (the female Jedi knight with two blue tentacles for hair) and Shaak Ti, (another female Jedi knight who has horns and tentacles for hair with a clown like face), or Senator Bail Organa (Jimmy Smits).

The hottest part of the market is for the various forms of clone trooper that often come in color variants (such a battalion dressings such as the white and orange clone trooper that fought with Obi-Wan or the blue and white clone trooper that Vader led at the massacre the Jedi Temple, which come with boots stained with Jedi blood). Characters who where on screen for less than 5 seconds (such as Imperial Galactic Marine Commander Bacara seen here on the left), will have their own figure and some retailers get exclusive colors/versions of figures that are only available at Target or Toy R Us. Typically, many of the commanding officers are the more rare characters (ie, there will be only one of that figure in a retail case, while there will be 2 or 3 identical common characters in that case) and many people try to buy multiple clone troopers to build up their own personal clone army…which also results in their scarcity on the retail shelf, even when they are not less common figures.But I think Hasbro must be running out of ideas, since they are planning to release a set based on the scene in the Imperial briefing room on the Death Star…the one where the various officers talk about what is the best way to use the death star, and one of them calls out Vader (“Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebel’s hidden fortress…”) and Vader reminds him of the power of the force by force choking him for a while until Grand Moff Tarkin calls him off.

Imperial Briefing Room Boxed Set
though not fully operational, the Death Star was already an imposing presence, dwarfing its Star Destroyer escort as it cruised through deep space during its final pre-operations check. Even as the final systems check progressed flawlessly, the Imperial officers in command of the battle station met in their first strategy session to plot the total destruction of the Rebel Alliance, and the continued domination of the Emperor. This boxed set includes one each of these 3.75" figures: Darth Vader, Grand Moff Tarkin, Admiral Motti, General Tagge, Chief Bast, Officer Cass, and Colonel Wullf Yularen along with various blasters and Darth Vader's Lightsaber

I guess all those 3 of those Wullf Uyklaren fans out there will be now, finally, satisfied.

8/04/2006

In defense of....Sucks


Team Homer
Bart and Lisa walk into the kitchen dressed in their new bland school uniforms.
Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
Homer: [on phone] Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer! Watch your mouth!
Homer: Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening. [hangs up]
Lisa: We are not wieners!
Homer: Then what are you dressed like that for?
Bart+Lisa: They made us.
Homer: "Oh, they made us." That's loser-talk!
Slate.com had a pretty amusing piece in defence of the utter usefulness of the word "sucks".

But this debate is tired. We could argue all day about whether sucks is an obscenity or not. (I'll just note that time is on my side. Frequent usage in all sorts of contexts means sucks grows less obscene by the minute.) What's far more interesting to me is the word's utility.
Sucks is the most concise, emphatic way we have to say something is no good. As a one-syllable intransitive verb, it offers superb economy. Granted, some things require more involved assessments (like, say, James Joyce: I find his early work unparalleled in its style and its evocation of emotion, while his later writing became willfully opaque in a manner that leaves me cold). But other things don't require this sort of elaboration (like, say, John Grisham: He sucks).

At my previous job at the Cracker Factory, I eventually noticed that I and my peers were the only people who seemed to use the term "sucks"....that my older coworkers and bosses were still hung up on its sexual overtone and they were a slightly aghast that it was used casual conversation. For me, it never had any sexual overtones but had always been brutually efficent negative usage. And of course, where would we be without "______ is teh suck"?